Monday, October 3, 2011

AFDI Is Pro-Genocide

For those who don't know, Pat Geller and Robert Spencer are the uber-wingnuts. These two give Michele Bachmann a run for her money in outlandish and stupid outright lies. Well, they've founded one of those Orwellian organizations - the American Freedom (from) Defense Initiative - which is every bit as ominous and menacing as the name sounds. This has been around for a while; the AFDI (All Fucking Dumbass Idiots) is not a new organization. Well, apparently, the organization is pro-Genocide.

Given that this is a right wing noise machine, is anyone surprised? Anyone? Hello?

Yeah, didn't think so.

But we're talking Free Republic levels of Pol Pot worship.

This guy is one of the founding board members. In this message, he calls himself John Jay. This probably isn't the guy's actual name, but who knows. If it's not - gasp - another rowdy, tuff guy conservative acting like teh Shitz online without the courage to back it up off-line, because they hide behind a pseudonym (there's plenty of good reasons to use a pseudonym online; hiding behind it to act like an asshole and preach murder-death-kill brown people is not one of them). Another shocker, right? Yeah, I know. I never saw it coming, either.

I'm extra deadpan because this screed is a really nasty piece of work.

first things first.–

1.)take out the talking head media, and burn the new york times, the los angeles times and the washington post to the ground. draw and quarter the media, and shoot their remains from canons in the four directions of the prevailing winds.
rinse, lather, repeat as needed.

2.)take out all the incumbent leadership of both parties in the congress, and every self avowed socialist and communist in congress. give them all proper muslim burials at sea, just like osama bin laden.eliminate pensions for congressional service. rinse, lather, repeat as needed.

3.)eliminate the faculty senates at harvard, yale, columbia, nyu and university of california at santa barbara. boil bill ayers, bernie dorhn and angela davis in canola oil, and feed their remains to the fishes. they are all physical cowards. they should fall into line pretty quickly. repeat every ten years as a prophylactic, on general principle.

4.)now that the “arab spring” has brought enlightenment to the middle east, send all of the muslim immigrants back to their native countries, in boxes or tourist, their choice.

burn all the mosques. period.

just sayin’.

john jay @ 09.26.2011

p.s. burn the editors and contributors to “the daily kos” at the stake. i’ll think of something suitable for hilary clinton. bill, he has to room with jimmy carter in a clapped out pickup & camper on the edge of a southern peanut field, somewhere in arkansas: that’s about as close to a living hell as i can imagine for him.

and, throw all the living governors of new york, california, ohio, illinois, washington, florida and massachusetts into the fiery pits, from which there is no escape. sorry, jeb. but, i think that you were a skull & bones internationalist, too, weren’t you?
All I have to say is this - as a genderfluid atheist socialist pro-marriage equality/pro-equality in general techno-progressive Enlightened liberal aka damn near everything you hate and stand against: Bring it, motherfucker.

This becomes a lot funnier if you're his screed in Elmer Fudd's voice. Everything becomes funnier if you read it in Elmer Fudd's voice, but somehow, Elmer Fudd seems apropos to this situation, especially his infamous refrain from the parody/Ring Cycle in 2 minutes Loony Toons cartoon "What's Opera, Doc?"

"Burn the Times! Burn the Times! Burn the Times!" (sung to the tune of Ride of the Valkyries)

Draw and quarter the media. And while we're at it, eighth and sixteenth 'em. Might as well, seeing as how media is an abstract word used to describe a huge industry that, honestly, I wouldn't mind seeing broken up. I think it's too conglomerated as is. I'm sorry, your clumsy language is experiencing blunt metaphor trauma. Please get back with me when I give a damn about what you think. 'K? Thanks.

Rinse, lather, and repeat. Because after you rinse, there's something left to lather. This was supposed to be intimidating? Dumbass doesn't even know how to use shampoo right.

Take out the incumbent leadership of both parties. Shockingly enough, I agree. This must be one of those "broken clock" deals. However, seeing as how there's only one avowed socialist in Congress (Barney Frank, last time I checked), you're probably gunning for phantoms. That's nothing new from the Bircher crowd. You folks are batshit stupid anyway.

Give them all proper Muslim burials. At sea. Because that's how proper Muslims in the middle of the Empty Quarter bury each other. Or in the Sahara. They bury their dead - at sea. In the middle of a desert. Because it's proper. You know, I'm not sure whatever gave me this idea, but I'm beginning to think jackass here doesn't know the first thing about cultural Islam. Shock and awe, right?

Rinse, lather, repeat. Fucking shampoo - how does it work!?

Kill off every onna dem lurned librls. Cain't have nobody here smarter den me. Kill all of them learned punks; and while we're at it, we'll get anyone living in the city, or anyone with glasses, and we'll have special prisons. Damn liberals. Educated idiots - nobody needs education. All you need is Jaysus and the Holy Babble. Feed their remains to fishes. Because everyone knows that once you boil something, there remains are flaky and crispy enough to pass for fish food, huh? Of course they are. Shut up biology. You're ruining his masturbation revenge fantasy.

Repeat every 10 years. Because it's well known liberals are decentinnal creatures that crop up every ten years, with no liberals in between. Why wait 10? Why not do it every two? Every three? Every economic quarter? That seems arbitrary, purposeless, and if I daresay utterly devoid of any meaningful purpose. Sorta like the letter it's in.

Lol cowards. Kettle, pot. Pot, kettle.

We can send Muslim immigrants back as tourists. To their native countries. Because everything is peachy keen over there, perfect, and without worry. I'm at a loss here. He's not even suggesting deportation. He's just suggesting giving out free cruises to whatever Middle Eastern/African/Asian country you're from (what if they're born here? Do they get day-passes to whatever major city of their choice?) Free government sponsored and paid for cruises? Sign me up! Allahu Akhbar. There. Now give me me the damn day pass.

Who wouldn't take the free vacations? Especially when your other alternative is to travel ala la Nermal (who, for extra points, was always mailed to Abu Dhabi anyway). I'll take two please, first class. How nice of you conservatives to offer.

Burn all the mosques, period. Well, if that's the ultimate price for these free government trips, then I think I'll pass. Also, the period is there for emphasis. Period. Just like that, period.

Burn the editors of the Daily Kos at the stake? Why? You've been pretty creative so far, why stop now? He'll think of something suitable for Hillary Clinton, right after his mom lets him out of his basement. But she isn't giving back that toy gun. You'll have to learn how to play pretend patriot with sticks, just like normal kids do. How nice - giving Bill (Ayers? Maher?) and Jimmy Carter a camper and trailer on the edge of a peanut farm. You know, Carter lives in a very modest home. If you drove past it in Alabama, you would never know he lived there save for the presence of Secret Service. Which, I bet, is more than can be said for asshole here.

Oh, and I'm pretty sure Carter knows how to use shampoo right, too.

"Fiery pits, from which there is no escape.Welcome, Captain Hero, to your DOOOOOM."

He's not channeling generic supervillain X right then. Not at all. Nor is he being needlessly over dramatic. Not at all. Oh, and you were a Skull and Bones internationalist, weren't you Jeb? Yeah, you probably know how to use capital letters. Into the pits you go *punt* weeee... *splat*.

Fucking shampoo! How does it work!?

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